The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

Rob Petrie:
Laura, there is no reason for your behavior!

Laura Petrie:
There is every reason for my behavior - I'm angry!

Rob Petrie:
Angry, yes, because I wouldn't behave like a puppet! Because I felt a responsibility to my employer!

Laura Petrie:
For heaven's sake, Rob, that's not why I'm angry. I realize you have to do what you think is right. I wouldn't respect you if you let yourself get pushed around by anyone, including me.

Rob Petrie:
Well, what are you angry with me for?

Laura Petrie:
I'm not angry with you. I'm angry with me for being angry with you.

Rob Petrie:
Well, is there anything I can do to patch up this little quarrel you're having among yourself so I can get out of the doghouse?

Laura Petrie:
Did you ever think of trying a kiss?

[Rob leans over to kiss her on the neck]

Laura Petrie:
Not on the neck.

[Rob kisses her lightly on the cheek]

Laura Petrie:
That's better.

[Rob kisses her lightly on the lips]

Laura Petrie:
Almost.

[smiles]

Laura Petrie:
[they embrace and kiss deeply] Oh, yes.

[they resume their kiss]