The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

Laura Petrie:
Well, do you remember that it was you who was responsible for Ritchie's ending up with a middle name, Rosebud?

Rob Petrie:
No, all I can remember is that our parents were pretty unreasonable.

Laura Petrie:
They certainly were. But you still didn't have to do what you did.

Rob Petrie:
Honey, you forget something - your parents threatened to boycott the baby! I did the only thing I could possibly do to make them all happy.

Laura Petrie:
Well, let's see if you can make Ritchie happy with Rosebud for a middle name.

Rob Petrie:
Don't worry, I will.

Laura Petrie:
Well, if you do, I'll...

Rob Petrie:
You'll what?

Laura Petrie:
I'll kiss you so hard your teeth will rattle!

Rob Petrie:
Good enough! And listen, do a couple of things for me, will you?

Laura Petrie:
What's that?

Rob Petrie:
Well, when I get home tonight, put out Ritchie's blackboard right about over there.

Laura Petrie:
Mm-hmm.

Rob Petrie:
And, uh, you'd better get me a dental appointment because there's going to be a lot of loose teeth around here tonight.

[smiles and kisses her]

Rob Petrie:
Bye.