The Facts of Life1979

Tootie Ramsey:
I've never been to a funeral before.

Jo Polniaczek:
No kidding, I've been to lots of them.

Blair Warner:
One of the fringe benefits of being a Bronx Barbarian.

Jo Polniaczek:
In my neighborhood we didn't have enough money to throw parties, so we got together whenever the situation presented itself.

Tootie Ramsey:
Jo, a funeral is not supposed to be a social event!

Blair Warner:
In my circle, it can be the event of the season. Mother's friend, Bunny, met her 3rd husband at a funeral.

Tootie Ramsey:
Oh that's just tacky!

Blair Warner:
I'll say, she was burying husband number 2 at the time.