The Facts of Life1979

Self-Defense Instructor:
Does anybody have a purse?

Lucy:
[lifts hers up] Here, it's a mess.

Self-Defense Instructor:
May I? [dumps out contents] There are a lot of things in a purse that can help you. A good place to go for is the throat, keys, [stabs the air] pencil, hairbrush, or even this.

Natalie Green:
A lollypop?

Self-Defense Instructor:
[holds it with stick pointed up] You hold it like this and it becomes a dangerous weapon.

Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey:
Killer candy!

Self-Defense Instructor:
Listen when you're really in trouble, all you need is something, ANYTHING that will give you that extra few seconds so you can just get away.