The Facts of Life1979

Natalie Green:
AAAAHHHH! LIGHTS, TOOTIE, LIGHTS!

Tootie Ramsey:
What is it?

Natalie Green:
Something just crawled up my leg!

Tootie Ramsey:
Wishful thinking. Go to sleep.

Natalie Green:
No, Tootie, I saw it, something huge, like a racoon or a rat!

Blair:
Don't be ridiculous.

Natalie Green:
I saw it jump off my bed and scamper across the room. We're being overrun, it's the day of the animals!

Tootie Ramsey:
Take it easy, it's probably just a cute little squirrel. They're always running around the yard.

Natalie Green:
I'm out of here.

Tootie Ramsey:
Natalie, hey, relax. If there is a squirrel in here, all we have to do is leave the window open. He'll find his way out again.

Natalie Green:
Not good enough, move over. [climbs into the top bunk with Tootie]

Tootie Ramsey:
What? There's no room!

Natalie Green:
I don't want some hideous creature...

Tootie Ramsey:
God's creatures!

Natalie Green:
Great. I don't want one of God's creatures hibernating in my nightie. Now move over!