The Facts of Life1979

Edna Garrett:
What's the problem, Natalie?

Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek:
Please, don't get her started.

Natalie Green:
Okay, I'm IN the library!

Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek:
Too late.

Natalie Green:
And I'm doing research for a paper, right? OKAY! So I go to the shelf to get last month's Miss Magazine, and it isn't there!

Edna Garrett:
So?

Natalie Green:
So, I go to the front desk and ask Miss Muldoon if it's been checked out. She tells me the subscription to Miss was cancelled, isn't that strange?

Edna Garrett:
A little, considering all the feminists on campus.

Natalie Green:
That's what I said! Then she tells me that certain elements of Miss Magazine were considered offensive!

Edna Garrett:
Offensive?

Natalie Green:
That's what I said! Then I find out books have been taken out of the library too for reevaluation!

Geri Tyler:
What does that mean?

Natalie Green:
I'll tell you what that means!

Edna Garrett:
Censorship.

Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek:
That's what I said!