The Facts of Life1979

Woman:
Are the Pattersons here yet?

Man #1:
They will be. We ran into them at the theater last week and we discussed that Studs Terkel book Cathy's class is reading.

Woman:
Oh yes, what's the name of it again?

Edna Garrett:
Working.

Man #1:
Right, thank you. Anyway I said to Bob 'I read that book and I'd love my Cathy to read it, when she's 35 and it can't do any damage'.

Woman:
It's a simple matter of keeping improper values out of the classroom.

Man #1:
She means filth.

Edna Garrett:
[inches away from them] I'm dead.