The Facts of Life1979

Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek:
Hey where'd you get the newsletter?

Edna Garrett:
Mrs. Schuster gave it to me. Oh girls it's so good to know there are more important things in your life than just 'oh Richard, Richard, Richard'.

Natalie Green:
How did you know it was us?

Edna Garrett:
Your style is unmistakable, Natalie.

Natalie Green:
Yeah. Buffy Klein, eat your heart out.

Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey:
We had to do something.

Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek:
Yeah, we figured the parents had to know what was going on up here.

Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey:
So, we printed up a list of the banned books and Nat's editorial.

Natalie Green:
Signed your ex-editor.

Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek:
And mailed copies to all the Eastland parents.

Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey:
Wait till Mr. Parker gets the Xerox bills.

Natalie Green:
And we put each of the letters in an envelope marked: Notice of Expulsion, so they'd be sure and be opened.