The Facts of Life1979

Mr. Bigley:
You girls pulling my leg? You know what happened here, the Halloween massacre!

Natalie Green:
What massacre?

Mr. Bigley:
Guess you don't know. Let me see now, yes, happened back in '05 when this place was the home of the four old maid Gruber sisters.

Natalie Green:
Old maid? That's a very sexist term, but go on.

Mr. Bigley:
One Halloween night, Gertrude the mean one got into a terrible argument with Heidi and Helga and Fritzi, oh you could hear the dunk-offs and swinehunds for blocks. Suddenly, the voices stopped.

Blair Warner:
Why?

Jo Polniaczek:
That's where the massacre part comes in, dunk-off.

Mr. Bigley:
Yes, oh yes, the way I heard it, Old Gertie gut Heidi and Helga and Fritzi with a big butcher knife. Never heard in what life. So they took Grizzly Gertie away the next day, but people say she never really left, if you know what I mean.