The Facts of Life1979

Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett:
You're just going to have to explain it to Mr. Parker and hope that he understands. You'll have to tell him, that there was no Louise.

Natalie Green:
I would, except there IS a Louise.

Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett:
Wait a minute... I'm getting confused.

Natalie Green:
Mrs. Garrett, I just found out that someone right here at Eastland went through almost exactly what I wrote in my article. Mr. Parker's been hounding me for a name and all of a sudden I've got one. Just one name, and I'm off the hook.

Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett:
Are you, Natalie? You lied, Natalie, you wrote something you knew wasn't true; the fact that a Louise happens to exist doesn't change that.