The Facts of Life1979

Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey:
Jeff, this doesn't make sense, you're a senior in high school and you can't read?

Jeff Williams:
Look I'm into football, coach says I shouldn't get distracted.

Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey:
Distracted?

Jeff Williams:
I got a lot of pressure on me. You said it yourself, I AM the football team. Now we're going for a championship and got scouts from 9 colleges looking at me, not everybody can say that.

Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey:
Maybe not but everyone can read!

Jeff Williams:
I can read. I don't walk in places through the exit. I don't sit on wet paint. I've never ended up in the ladies room, I can read enough.

Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey:
Alright, then read this. What's this?

Jeff Williams:
Horseradish mustard.

Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey:
It's Hollandaise sauce!