The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin1976

C.J.:
The computer has processed the results of the smelling.

Reginald Perrin:
Ah!

C.J.:
Exactly. As you so rightly say "Ah!" This is what smell number one reminded its smellers of: five people - mountains, four people - snow, three people - fresh water, two people - large forest, one person - Bolivian unicyclist's jockstrap!

Reginald Perrin:
This is extraordinary, C.J.!

C.J.:
Smell number two: nine people - herbs, one each for: lavender, thyme, marjoram, spice factory, heather and Bolivian unicyclist's jockstrap!

Reginald Perrin:
This is astonishing, C.J.!

C.J.:
Smell number three, and a greater degree of unanimity: fourteen people - roses. But!

Reginald Perrin:
But!

C.J.:
One person - Bolivian unicyclist's jockstrap!

Reginald Perrin:
I can hardly credit this, C.J.

C.J.:
It's the same sorry story for all ten smells.

Reginald Perrin:
Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear.

C.J.:
I didn't get where I am today by everything smelling of Bolivian unicyclist's jockstraps!