The Flash2014

Eddie Thawne:
You know they're gonna find me. And you, you're not as smart as you think you are.

Dr. Harrison Wells:
Oh, really? 'Cause I'm a genius where I come from. Imagine how smart that makes me here.

Eddie Thawne:
'Cause you're from the future?

Dr. Harrison Wells:
Hmm.

Eddie Thawne:
With a name like Eobard, I guess you have to be.

Dr. Harrison Wells:
No, Eobard is a distinguished name for a distinguished member of a distinguished family.

Eddie Thawne:
Depressing to think all my descendants are as crazy as you.

Dr. Harrison Wells:
Oh, no, no, no. The Thawne bloodline is chock-full of influential politicians, scientists, captains of industry. Failures such as yourself are just an exception.

Eddie Thawne:
And what exactly makes me such a failure?

Dr. Harrison Wells:
Tough question, Eddie. Where to start? Oh, how about your career as a police detective? It's spectacularly uneventful.

Eddie Thawne:
Yeah. Well, we'll see.

Dr. Harrison Wells:
No, we have seen. *I* have seen. *I* am from the future. And you are the only Thawne to be all but forgotten by history. Waste of a life, waste of a man. And... Oh, no. You don't even get the girl.

Eddie Thawne:
What are you talking about?

[shows Eddie a holographic newspaper front page]

Dr. Harrison Wells:
Observe, if you will, the byline. Barry marries Iris and not you. We're just gonna have give this ring back to Grandma Agnes. You, Eddie, won't be needing it.