The Flintstones1960

Arnold:
Collect for the paper, Mr. Flintstone.

Fred Flintstone:
How much?

Arnold:
$1.75.

Fred Flintstone:
$1.75 only four weeks newspapers?

Arnold:
Four weeks newspapers, and a month's rentals on my comics. Peter Gunnite and the Bald Blonde Caper, and I was a Member of the Mafia for the FBI, and I was a Member of the FBI for the Mafia, and Peter Masonite and the Permanent Wave Murders.

Fred Flintstone:
I don't remember that one.

Arnold:
Oh sure, the killer throws his victims into a vat of permament wave lotion and they get curled to death.

Fred Flintstone:
Oh yeah, yeah, he buries them in snail shells! Go on.

Arnold:
And you're 26 cents overdue for my Little Golden Treasury of children's murder mysteries.

Fred Flintstone:
Oh well I'm not finished with that yet, here's your money, Arnold.