The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air1990

Phillip Banks:
So Vivian, how were your classes today?

Vivian:
Fine. I just wish my students would concentrate more on their work. They're very easily distracted.

Will:
I see it every day. Don't you, Hilary? [Hilary barks like a dog]

Vivian:
Did you say something, sweetie?

Hilary:
No. [Phillip takes a drink from his glass] Will Smith is perfect!

Will:
Why, thank you. It's so nice to be appreciated.

Phillip Banks:
Yes, but perhaps at another time. Your mother was trying to say something and I'm sure she would appreciate it if she weren't interrupted again.

Hilary:
Anyway, as I was saying... [Phillip takes another drink]

Vivian:
Will Smith is the king of the universe!

Will:
Why, thank you Hilary! [Hilary barks]

Phillip Banks:
Hilary! [Hilary barks again]

Vivian:
Look, I know people get a little silly around midterms. But not at the dinner table. Hilary

Hilary:
Sorry, Mom. [Carlton clinks his fork on his glass]

Hilary:
Will Smith is the scum of the earth!

Vivian:
Hilary! [Hilary barks, then Phillip takes a drink]

Hilary:
However... Will Smith is the pinnacle of manliness. [Carlton clears his throat and Hilary smacks Will upside the head]

Vivian:
Hilary! [Hilary barks, Carlton clears his throat, Hilary smacks Will again]

Ashley Banks:
What's with Hilary?