The Golden Girls1985

Blanche:
[coming in to Dorothy's room in the middle of the night] I heard you laughing, what's so funny?

Sophia:
For starters, Jean is a Lesbian.

Blanche:
What's funny about that?

Sophia:
You aren't surprised?

Blanche:
Of course not. I mean, I've never known any personally, but isn't Danny Thomas one?

Dorothy:
[gradually realising Blanche's confusion] Not Lebanese, Blanche, Lesbian.

Blanche:
[they discuss it further, then Blanche concludes] Well, I'll never understand what Jean doesn't see in the opposite sex, but hey, if that's what makes her happy, that's fine by me.

Dorothy:
There's one other thing.

Sophia:
Jean thinks she's in love with Rose.

Blanche:
Rose? Jean has the hots for Rose? I don't believe it! I do not believe it!

Dorothy:
I was pretty surprised myself.

Blanche:
Well, I'll bet. To think Jean would prefer Rose over me, that's ridiculous!... Does Rose know?

Dorothy:
No.

Blanche:
Oh, good. I don't think you ought to tell her. After all, she's not as worldly and sophisticated about these things as I am.

Sophia:
Absolutely. If she finds out Danny Thomas is a Lesbian, it'll break her heart.