The Golden Girls1985

Blanche Devereaux:
He had these long, floppy ears. Kind of like a basset hound. When he came to pick me up for our blind date, I couldn't believe it. He jumped out of the car, and ran up the walk, and bounded up on to the front porch, and I remember thinking, "He's gonna trip on those ears." But he didn't. So there he stood before me introducing himself, and I don't know, I was still so stunned, I just kind of half-muttered a "Howdy-do" and he said, "I beg your pardon? I didn't hear you." Well, I don't know what came over me, but I just blurted out, "Didn't hear me? I think you could pick up Radio Free Europe with those ears!" And you know what he did? He laughed. Well, right then and there I started growing very fond of Mr. Preston Bougainvillea, and over the next several months we saw quite a lot of each other.

Rose Nylund:
Oh, that's really very sweet, Blanche.

Blanche Devereaux:
I know... By the way, did you girls know that the size of a man's ears is directly proportionate to the size of his other... bodily organs?

Rose Nylund:
...What do you mean?

Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak:
He had a big, floppy pancreas, Rose.