The Good Life1975

Margo Leadbetter:
Why don't you just throw a bucket of mud on the floor?

Jerry Leadbetter:
Look, I've just cut my finger clipping your blasted hedge.

Margo Leadbetter:
Don't swear, Jerry. And don't bleed in the sink. I've just cleaned it.

Jerry Leadbetter:
I'm sorry.

Margo Leadbetter:
And don't throw rubbish in the rubbish bin.

Jerry Leadbetter:
Why on earth not?

Margo Leadbetter:
I've just emptied it.

Jerry Leadbetter:
It's going to fill up again sooner or later.

Margo Leadbetter:
It will do that without your help, thank you very much.

Jerry Leadbetter:
Is it all right if I sit down in my chair, in my house?

Margo Leadbetter:
No it is not. You are coming to the bedroom with me.

Jerry Leadbetter:
Oh...

Margo Leadbetter:
And you can forget that sort of thing for the next month Jerry. I shall be far too exhausted with all this housework. Now, you tuck sides and I tuck corners.

Jerry Leadbetter:
What are you talking about, woman?

Margo Leadbetter:
Beds do not make themselves, Jerry. And don't "woman" me.