The Good Life1975

[first lines]

Tom Good:
Hey!

Barbara:
Coming.

[Tom and Barbara carry two large halves of a carcass into the kitchen]

Tom Good:
There we are. And the next. Sorry. Right, I got it. Alas poor Perky, I knew her well.

Barbara:
Don't be ghoulish.

Tom Good:
Sorry.

Barbara:
Do you think Pinky'll miss her?

Tom Good:
No, she'll have other things on her mind, she'll be on her honeymoon soon.

Barbara:
Now then, hang them somewhere cool and drafty for a few hours the man said.

Tom Good:
Yes. The spare room. That's cool.

Barbara:
It's not drafty.

Tom Good:
It will be when I take the door off.

Margo:
[Margo enters] Hello! It's only Margo. What a lovely morning... Oh, my God! What *have* you got on your kitchen table?

Barbara:
Miss Mountshaft. That'll teach her to throw you out of the musical society.

Margo:
I resigned, Barbara.