The Good Life1975

[Tom walks into the shop on the corner, to the shopkeeper]

Tom Good:
Good morning, did you get that copy of Pig Breeder for me?

Shopkeeper:
Yes I did.

[the shopkeeper reaches underneath the counter, and produces the magazine]

[Tom reaches into both pockets of his fleece, and produces two eggs]

Tom Good:
Two, was it?

[the shopkeeper accepts the eggs, and smiles]

Shopkeeper:
Yes it is.

Tom Good:
Thanks.

[Tom leaves the shop with his magazine and the next customer arrives at the counter with Skiing Monthly magazine]

Customer in shop:
[to the shopkeeper] I'm sorry, I don't have any eggs on me, do you accept cash?