The Goodies1970

[the Goodies are demonstrating the new burglar alarm that they installed into the case containing the crown jewels]

Graeme Garden:
[Prerecorded warning] Excuse me, if your not a burglar you can disregard this message. But if you are indeed a burglar it does look as if you are trying to steal the crown jewels, and that's not really on, is it? I would like to remind you that stealing the crown jewels is a punishable offense and you could find yourself in a lot of trouble. So what do you say, eh? Be a sport, pack it in and go home. That's all. Sorry you've been troubled.

Chief Beefeater:
[Unimpressed] Capital! What if he doesn't pack it in? What if he tries to open the case?