The Honeymooners1955

Ralph Kramden:
[about the job Alice got] In order to get it, she had to tell the boss that she wasn't married. And on top of everything, she told him that I was her brother!

Ed Norton:
Well, if that's what she had to say to get the job, then that's what she had to say.

Ralph Kramden:
Don't you understand the implications of a thing like that? If the boss knows she's single, he's liable to try to make a date with her!

Ed Norton:
Now, wait a minute, Ralph, that won't necessarily follow through. Take my cousin, for instance. She works. Her boss knows she's single. He don't try to make no date with her. 'Course, she looks like an orangutan.