The Honeymooners1955

Ed Norton:
I guess Agnes and Stanley are up in Niagara Falls now, huh?

Ralph Kramden:
Yeah? If Stanley's up there, he's up there alone. She's here. Agnes is in the bedroom.

Ed Norton:
Agnes is here?

Ralph Kramden:
They had an argument, a big fight right after the reception.

Ed Norton:
Boy, let me tell you something: I heard of husbands and wives taking separate vacations. This is the first time I ever heard of separate honeymoons.

Ralph Kramden:
They're not on their honeymoon. They had a fight, I'm telling ya.