The Honeymooners1955

Herb Norris:
Now, tell me, sir, what do you do for a living?

Ralph Kramden:
[incredibly nervous; stammers] I brive a dus.

Herb Norris:
You brive a dus?

Ralph Kramden:
I dus a brive.

Herb Norris:
You dus a brive? Oh, I see, you're a bus driver. It that it?

[Ralph mumbles]

Herb Norris:
Well, now, there's nothing to be nervous about Mr. Kramden. Just relax and take it easy, and you'll get along a little better. Now, tell me, sir, are you married?

Ralph Kramden:
Yes.

Herb Norris:
You're married. And what is your wife's name?

Ralph Kramden:
Mrs. Kramden.

Herb Norris:
[audience laughter] Well, that's fine, now... Her first name, I meant.

Ralph Kramden:
Her? Who? Oh, her! Er, Alice.