The IT Crowd2006

Jen:
[Moss has a small plastic box with a flashing light] What is it?

Moss:
This, Jen, is the Internet.

Jen:
What?

Moss:
That's right.

Jen:
This is the Internet? The whole Internet?

Moss:
Yep. I asked for a loan of it so that you could use it in your speech.

Jen:
It's so small.

Moss:
That's one of the surprising things about it.

Jen:
Hang on, it doesn't have any wires or anything.

Moss:
It's wireless.

Jen:
Oh, yes, everything's wireless nowadays, isn't it... yeah. So, I can really use it in my speech? What if someone needs it?

Moss:
Oh, no, no, people will still be able to go online and everything. It will still work.

Jen:
Oh, good, good...

Moss:
I tell you, you present this to the shareholders and you will get quite the response.

Jen:
Can I touch it? It's so light!

Moss:
Of course it is, Jen. The Internet doesn't weigh anything.

Jen:
No, of course it doesn't. [laughs nervously]

Roy:
Hey! What is Jen doing with the Internet?

Jen:
Moss said I could use it for my speech.

Roy:
Are you insane? What if she drops it?

Jen:
I won't drop it, I'll look after it.

Roy:
No. No, no, no, no, Jen. No, this needs to go straight back to Big Ben.

Jen:
Big Ben?

Moss:
Yep. It goes on top of Big Ben. That's where you get the best reception.