The IT Crowd2006

Roy:
[talking about Philip] It's just, I don't know many heterosexual men who read Heat.

Jen:
So, what? He's gay? Just because he reads Heat magazine?

Roy:
Hmmm, well, he's either gay or a woman in her early twenties.

Jen:
No, no no no no no no. Why else would he ask me out on a date?

Roy:
Are you sure he meant it as a date-date? Are you sure you're not going along as his 'gal pal'?

Moss:
If you're talking about who I think you're talking about, then the answer is yes. He is gay.

Jen:
How do you know?

Moss:
Oh, everyone knows. And what's more, he's been gay since WHAM.