The Irate Gamer2007

[the Gamer tries to think of a proper ending for "Where's Waldo"]

The Irate Gamer:
Here's an idea: why not create an ending that's being honest about the product? Something like, "Thank you for spending your hard-earned money on our game. We understand that you've just spent 20 precious minutes of your life playing our shitty game, but you'll never get those minutes back. You are all suckers!"