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The Jack Benny Program1950

The Jack Benny Program, starring Jack Benny, is a radio-TV comedy series that ran for more than three decades and is generally regarded as a high-water mark in 20th-century American comedy. more »


Jack Benny:
I just can't understand why you have to make all that racket with the hammer.

Chuck:
Because the hammer is made out of metal and the pipe is made out of metal.

Jack Benny:
Well, can't you do something to muffle the sound?

Chuck:
Yeah, if you'll be kind enough to help me.

Jack Benny:
OK, what is it you want me to do?

Chuck:
Put your head between the pipe and the hammer.

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