The Jackie Gleason Show

     

The Jackie Gleason Show1952

The Jackie Gleason Show is the name of a series of American network television shows that starred Jackie Gleason, which ran from 1952 to 1970, in various forms. more »


Ralph Kramden:
[Dictating letter to Norton] You dirty bum.

Ed Norton:
Hey, isn't that a little rough for a starter?

Ralph Kramden:
Maybe you're right. Um... Dear Mr. Marshall...

Ed Norton:
That's better.

Ralph Kramden:
You dirty bum! You're nothing but a miserable lowlife. You ought to turn in your membership card to the human race!

Ed Norton:
Nice touch there, nice touch.

Ralph Kramden:
Thank you. After firing me after nine years of loyal service, I can truthfully say that you are the meanest man in the world. You dirty bum.

Ed Norton:
Hey, don't you think this is the time to put something about him giving you your job back?

Ralph Kramden:
What are you, an idiot or something? Just sign it. Respectfully yours, etcetera etcetera.

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