The Jeff Dunham Show2009

Jeff Dunham:
So Achmed, do you have anything to say?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[sadly] Uh, silence. Don't forget it.

Jeff Dunham:
What's wrong tonight, Achmed?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Everyone looks at Achmed and sees an angry, happy-go-lucky, dead terrorist. But really, I'm more of a crying-on-the-inside kind of a guy.

Audience:
Aww.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Thanks.

Jeff Dunham:
Why? What's wrong?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Nobody, not even you, remembered my death day.

Jeff Dunham:
Your... Your... Your what?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
My death day. I turned seven years dead yesterday. And I didn't get anything!

Jeff Dunham:
Really?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
No, not even a letter bomb. And nothing on my Facebook wall.