The Jeff Dunham Show2009

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Greetings, infidel swine!

Jeff Dunham:
Achmed!

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
What?

Jeff Dunham:
What are you doing?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
What do you mean, what am I doing? I am exercising what you folks call freedom of speech.

Jeff Dunham:
You don't have freedom of speech where you're from?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Well, no, not exactly. We have freedom of speech, but the government has freedom of cutting out our tongues.

Jeff Dunham:
So that's why you're trying to become a U.S. citizen?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
No, it is part of my master plan, to destroy America from the inside! But you did not hear it from me.