The Jeff Dunham Show

The Jeff Dunham Show2009

The Jeff Dunham Show is a sketch comedy television series starring comedian Jeff Dunham, that aired on the American cable television network Comedy Central. It premiered on October 22, 2009, and featured Dunham interacting with the characters that h… more »



Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Greetings, infidel swine!

Jeff Dunham:
Achmed!

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
What?

Jeff Dunham:
What are you doing?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
What do you mean, what am I doing? I am exercising what you folks call freedom of speech.

Jeff Dunham:
You don't have freedom of speech where you're from?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Well, no, not exactly. We have freedom of speech, but the government has freedom of cutting out our tongues.

Jeff Dunham:
So that's why you're trying to become a U.S. citizen?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
No, it is part of my master plan, to destroy America from the inside! But you did not hear it from me.

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