The Jeffersons1975

Florence Johnston:
What's stupid about wanting to go to Heaven? Don't you want to go to Heaven?

George Jefferson:
Yeah, but I'm waiting till He sends for ME.

Florence Johnston:
Well why wait? I mean up there, there ain't no food bills, ain't no rent, yes Jesus! Ain't no hassling, ain't no dirt, and glory hallelujah, don't nobody have to clean up up there!

Helen Willis:
You think God's going to approve of you killing yourself?

Florence Johnston:
Why should He mind? I'm just helping Him to do His job.

Helen Willis:
But Florence, what if there is no Heaven? What if you die and they just put you in the ground and that's it?

George Jefferson:
Yeah, then you spend the rest of your life COVERED in dirt.