The L Word2004

[Jenny and Annette are in the bathroom at Tim's house having a light conversation about Jenny's affair. Jenny is on the floor sipping a cup of water, while Annette gets ready in the mirror]

Annette:
So Jen... were you always a lesbian?

Jenny:
[Takes a sip of water] I never said I was a lesbian.

Annette:
So it just came outta no where and bit you on the ass like that? Cause I mean... I love women... yeah I mean, for the companionship. I figure I could do without the company of men entirely except dude [turns to Jenny] I can't get down with the puss... I love a dick.

Jenny:
I think I'm bisexual.

Annette:
Oh brother...

Jenny:
[interrupting] I do... I really do.

Annette:
Jenny, is this just your way of telling me that you had a crush on me in college?

Jenny:
Annette... [gets serious]... no.

Annette:
[smiling] You're lying... You were madly in love with me. [Turns back to the mirror] Well I gotta get a look at this Marina, to see if she's worth it...

Jenny:
[smiling] no...

Annette:
yeah

Jenny:
Oh no...

Annette:
Yeah... no we gotta stalk her, no we gotta stalker her jenny just a little bit so I can see.

Jenny:
no, no, no... no stalking

Annette:
Why?

Jenny:
Because... um... her girlfriend's back in town.

Annette:
Her Girlfriend!

Jenny:
I know...

Annette:
Man, does this story get any better?