The L Word2004

Bette Porter:
Did you know that Tina is pregnant?

Jenny Schecter:
Yeah. Bette you didn't know? Oh my GOD how did you not know?

Bette Porter:
Because I am the biggest f***ing a**hole in the universe, I guess that's how! Because I am just some huge cosmological joke, is what I am!

Jenny Schecter:
No you're not. Okay. Tina obviously must have gone out of her way to keep this a secret from you.

Bette Porter:
She must hate me. She must actually f***ing hate me.

Jenny Schecter:
No she doesn't hate you.