The L Word2004

Jenny Schecter:
I never said I was a lesbian.

Annette Bishop:
So it just came out of nowhere and bit you on the ass like that? Cause I mean... I love women... yeah. I mean, for the companionship. I figure I could do without the company of men entirely except dude... I can't get down with the puss. I love a dick.

Jenny Schecter:
I think I'm bisexual.

Annette Bishop:
Oh brother...

Jenny Schecter:
I do... I really do.

Annette Bishop:
Jenny, is this just your way of telling me that you had a crush on me in college?

Jenny Schecter:
Annette! I mean... no.

Annette Bishop:
You're lying. You were madly in love with me. But seriously, I gotta get a look at this Marina, to see if she's worth it.

Jenny Schecter:
No.

Annette Bishop:
Yeah.

Jenny Schecter:
Oh, no.

Annette Bishop:
Yeah... no we gotta stalk her. No we gotta stalker her, Jenny, just a little bit so I can see.

Jenny Schecter:
No, no, no! No stalking!

Annette Bishop:
Why?

Jenny Schecter:
Because... um... her girlfriend's back in town.

Annette Bishop:
Her girlfriend?

Jenny Schecter:
I know...

Annette Bishop:
Man, does this story get any better?