The L Word2004

[Shane leaves with a woman Dana wanted to ask out]

Dana:
I don't get it. I mean, what does Shane have that I don't have?

Tina:
It has to do with her attitude.

Dana:
I've got attitude!

Marina:
It's because she's so withholding.

Tina:
No. It's because she's so confident.

Dana:
No, it's because she's so STUPID and stupid people are too dumb to be insecure.

Alice:
[firmly] Dana. She's your friend.

Tina:
It's confidence okay? I'm telling you... it's because of her nipples.

Dana:
What do you mean it's because of her nipples?

Tina:
She has the best nipples in town and she knows it.

Alice:
Oh my God. You're so right. She has nipple confidence!

Tina:
Yeah, they're small and they're perfectly formed.

Alice:
I wonder if I could sell a story on L.A's best nipples.