The League of Gentlemen

The League of Gentlemen1999

The League of Gentlemen is a British comedy television series that premiered on BBC Two in 1999. The show is set in Royston Vasey, a fictional town in Northern England, originally based on Alston, Cumbria and follows the lives of bizarre characters,… more »



Professor Erno Breast-Pinch'd:
Excuse me madam, I am conducting a survey. Would it be all right if I asked you some questions?

Woman:
All right.

Professor Erno Breast-Pinch'd:
Question one: will you be prepared to have your breast pinched?

Woman:
Pardon?

Professor Erno Breast-Pinch'd:
I'll repeat the question. Would you be prepared to have your breast pinched?

Woman:
Certainly not!

Professor Erno Breast-Pinch'd:
Fine. [writes] Refuses to have breast pinched. Ok, second question. Are you sure you don't want your breast pinched?

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  • georgina_w
    Ahch, God, hardly worth doing the report! look at that (shows some lad his survey with nothing on the paper of The report)
    LikeReply1 year ago

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