The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis1959

Zelda Gilroy:
[Addressing Dobie] I love you in a classroom, I love you anywhere. I love you indoors, outdoors, upstairs, downstairs, backwards, forwards, I love ya!

Maynard G. Krebs:
How come?

Zelda Gilroy:
How come what?

Maynard G. Krebs:
How come you love him? He don't love you.

Zelda Gilroy:
He will. I'll get him yet.

Maynard G. Krebs:
So what do you have when you have him? I mean, he's kind of puny, he ain't too bright, and he'll be bald before he's thirty.

Dobie Gillis:
Thanks a lot.

Maynard G. Krebs:
Like you're welcome.

Zelda Gilroy:
Don't you understand, Maynard? That's exactly why I love him. He's weak and bewildered and helpless. He needs me to guide his faltering feet.

Dobie Gillis:
Zelda, please, won't you get off my back?

Zelda Gilroy:
Never, poopsie.