The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis1959

Dobie Gillis:
[Studying history] And now, the six wives of Henry VIII...

Maynard G. Krebs:
Hey, ain't he the cat who looks like Captain Bligh?

Zelda Gilroy:
Maynard, clam up!

Maynard G. Krebs:
Yeah! And Captain Bligh - he looks like Charles Laughton! Hey, Zelda, you're 100% brain - you know everything - so how come all the history characters look like Charles Laughton?

Zelda Gilroy:
Maynard!

Maynard G. Krebs:
Abraham Lincoln is the spitting image of Raymond Massey. And Bela Lugosi - he's a dead ringer for Dracula.

Dobie Gillis:
Maynard, come on now!

Maynard G. Krebs:
And Charlton Heston - he looks like practically everybody!

Zelda Gilroy:
[Shaking her fist] Maynard, I'll clobber you!

Maynard G. Krebs:
And Fulton Ziggafoos! [Maynard lays down on the table and puts his hat over his face]

Dobie Gillis:
[Puzzled] Fulton Ziggafoos?

Maynard G. Krebs:
Yeah, he looks like my Aunt Harriet.

Zelda Gilroy:
[Exasperated] Dobie, we must press on, despite this dragging anchor.

Maynard G. Krebs:
Like you're welcome.