The Mentalist

[on the phone]

Patrick Jane:
Agent Rigsby, CBI. I'm on my way to your location. I have a couple of questions I wanted to ask you first. Discreetly.

Roddy Gerber:
Yeah?

Patrick Jane:
I've heard from a couple of reliable sources that you and Kirby Hines were having an affair. Some kind of sexual relationship.

Roddy Gerber:
That's a damn lie!

Patrick Jane:
Are you sure, Roddy? Lying to a CBI agent is a very serious offense.

Roddy Gerber:
I was in the Marine Corps!

Patrick Jane:
Oh really? Well, that says it all. I'm ex-Army. Marine Corps suck eggs! But hey, no point in arguing over the phone. We'll sort this out when I get to your location. Semper Fi, sissy-britches!