The Mentalist

Patrick Jane:
[speaking to the audience of a high school performance of Shakespeare's "Hamlet"] Thank you, you've been a lovely audience. Sorry we had to close early, but you get the general idea. Pretty much everyone dies. Poisoning. Stabbing. Yeah, it's all very sad. The Scandinavians, huh? Gloomy bunch. Oh, and by the way, don't do anything naughty in the bathrooms. Principal Snyder has hidden cameras in there. [the audience murmurs and Principal Snyder buries his head in his hand in shame] Illegal? Yes. Immoral? You decide. Good night. [He bows]