The Mentalist

Coroner Steiner:
Please maintain a distance of at least 3 steps from the body.

Patrick Jane:
Why?

Coroner Steiner:
Because this body is a No-Jane Zone. It will not be a playground for you. You will not touch it, or sniff it, or place playing card on it or borrow it for an interrogation. If you do, a deputy will remove you. Clear?

Patrick Jane:
That's a little harsh, Doc.

Coroner Steiner:
You've driven me to desperate messures.