The Middle2009

Axl Heck:
How great is this? I got the Time with Tots kids putting meals together for the hungry shut-ins. I'm racking up double hours here. I mean... Hey, Tito! Keep your head in the game. You forgot to put an orange in that one.

Mike Heck:
All right, that's it. I'm shutting this sweatshop down.

Axl Heck:
But I can't pack these boxes myself. And what about the tots? I'm their role model.

Mike Heck:
Well, then life dealt them a bad hand again. Now, start reading to these boys. And then when you're done you can pack boxes yourself. Alone.

Axl Heck:
Oh God, this is so unfair. Ugh! You kids are lucky you don't have dads.