The Middle2009

Axl Heck:
You never say anything nice to me. You always act like I screw up. All I know is, I've got two jobs while I go to school. I never miss a sports practice. I took that weird wizard girl to prom. I do plenty of good stuff.

Mike Heck:
You really think that? That I don't say anything nice to you?

Axl Heck:
[sighing] I don't know. Sometimes.

Mike Heck:
Yeah, well, you kids are the best thing that ever happened to me.

Axl Heck:
Really? You must have a really sucky life.

Mike Heck:
Yes, I do.