The Middle2009

Axl Heck:
I have no idea who I'm dating.

Sean Donahue:
What do you mean you don't know who you're dating?

Axl Heck:
I don't know, okay? They were both acting like they were dating me. It was weird.

Darrin:
Who'd you ask out? That would at least eliminate one.

Axl Heck:
I thought I called Courtney, but maybe I called Debbie instead. I don't know anymore!

Sean Donahue:
Come on, we can figure this out. Which one seems to like you more?

Axl Heck:
I can't tell 'cause they're always together. I mean, I assume I'd go for the blonde, but Debbie's really been riding me lately, so maybe she's my girlfriend.

Darrin:
Which one have you been making out with? [Axl looks sheepish]

Sean Donahue:
Oh... my... God. Three weeks, you haven't even kissed one? Maybe you're dating Darrin.

Darrin:
He could do worse. I'm kind, and I always show up on time.

Axl Heck:
I haven't been making out yet 'cause I'm never alone with whoever it is I'm dating.