The Middle2009

Sue Heck:
Um, how old is he exactly?

Mr. Jennings:
Fourteen. But we don't trust him to stay home alone.

Sue Heck:
Oh, hold on. I'm not sure...

Mrs. Jennings:
Now, there's a few basic things you should know. He can't drink pop or he will freak out.

Mr. Jennings:
And absolutely no ice of any kind or he will freak out.

Mrs. Jennings:
And don't let him watch anything too violent.

Mr. Jennings:
Or even too colorful.

Mrs. Jennings:
Or he will freak out.

Mr. Jennings:
And he has to put on his pull-ups before bed, but you can't call them diapers or he will freak out.

Mrs. Jennings:
They're his space pants.

Mr. Jennings:
Okay, well, then, that's it. We'll be home around ten.

Mrs. Jennings:
Oh, uh, one more thing. Tyler thinks he's babysitting you, and if he finds out that you're babysitting him, he will...

Sue Heck:
Freak out?

Mrs. Jennings:
Big freakout.

Mr. Jennings:
Huge.