The Middle2009

[after Frankie breaks down and admits that they've been secretly driving the Donahues' new car while they were away]

Nancy Donahue:
Why would I ever hate you? I hate myself for not telling you to drive it in the first place! Seriously. What is the point of having a brand new car if you can't share it with your neighbors? I'm *thrilled* you drove it!

Ron Donahue:
Absolutely! You saved one of us from getting the first scratch and fighting with each other about it.

[laughs]

Ron Donahue:
Thanks, man!

[Donahues leave smiling and laughing]

Frankie Heck:
Well, now I know what's behind that Wall Of Nice. Big rolling fields of nice! I mean, they're just great. So, so great.

Mike Heck:
Yep. They really deserve better neighbors than us.