The Middle2009

Frankie Heck:
[crying] I had a horrible Mother's Day!

Mike Heck:
What are you talking about? You said you had a great day.

Frankie Heck:
I lied. I couldn't find my glasses, and I shoved the spatula in the stuck drawer, and the freezer was all crusty, and I just frittered away the whole day. The whole day! And you guys had the best day ever in Brown County!

Mike Heck:
Oh, no, no. It wasn't that great. It was - It was hot, and it was crowded 'cause there were so many moms there. [Frankie sobs] No! That's not what I meant. Uh, we didn't have fun because we all missed you.

Frankie Heck:
Oh, please! Look at this picture! You have never been happier. It's as if you had the Mother's Day you would've had if I were dead!