The Middle2009

Sue Heck:
Oh, no. Closed? Ugh, now we're going to have to load everything back up.

Axl Heck:
No way. Let's just dump and run.

Sue Heck:
But - but the sign says "Do not leave items after hours".

Axl Heck:
There's no way we're carting all this crap back home. Stop wussing out and help me.

Sue Heck:
Ugh!

Voice on loudspeaker:
Do not leave items after hours.

Sue Heck:
Oh no. They're watching us.

Axl Heck:
Chill. It's just a recording.

Voice on loudspeaker:
This is not just a recording. You - boy with the red tricycle, girl with the straight hair. It is illegal to leave items after hours per Indiana penal code 35-45, section 3.