The Middle2009

Frankie Heck:
Sue, what happened to your face?

Axl Heck:
She was born that way.

Frankie Heck:
Axl.

Sue Heck:
I didn't make ball girl.

Frankie Heck:
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

Sue Heck:
I got hit in the face with a racket.

Axl Heck:
Stupid.

Frankie Heck:
Axl.

Axl Heck:
No, not her. Me. Stupid for giving my jersey to Sophie.

Frankie Heck:
[perking up] Oh, really? What do you mean?

Axl Heck:
She doesn't like me.

Frankie Heck:
Oh, that's terrible. [voiceover] Oh, that's awesome! Here was my opening. I was gonna get that jersey, and I was gonna get Axl to give it to me. [to Axl] So what happened?

Sue Heck:
I got hit when I ran out on the court to get the ball, but the point was still going on.

Frankie Heck:
Oh, honey. [turns to Axl] No, to the jersey, I mean. Did you, you know, get it back?

Axl Heck:
No.

Sue Heck:
After the guy hit me with his racket, he smashed into me and knocked me into the net.

Frankie Heck:
[to Sue] Oh, honey, that's horrible. [to Axl] Don't you think you should ask her to give it back? You know, for closure?

Axl Heck:
Nah. Not worth it.

Sue Heck:
And after he knocked me into the net, my braces got stuck in the strings. The nurses had to cut me out with nail scissors.

Frankie Heck:
[to Sue] Oh, sweetheart, gosh, sounds like it just wasn't meant to be. [to Axl] I don't know. I think you might want to get it back. It's your jersey and it's very valuable. There could be someone out there who wants it very badly.

Axl Heck:
Wait. You think I could sell it?